Sunday 7 December 2014

Evening party! Can’t decide what to wear!


Girls and boys! There is a significant difference in the behavioral aspects of these genders when it comes to making the most important decision of the day. What to wear? Well as per the scientific research done by boys, it has been found out that a normal smart looking dashing boy sometimes called a stud takes 2 minutes to decide what he is going to wear for the rest of the day. To make this decision his neural activity is recorded to be very less. And he thinks he can wear the same t-shirt the next day also, provided it doesn’t smell much or the magnitude of the smell can be handled with a mere spray of deodorant. Whereas their female counterparts, as per a study conducted by boys in the name of science, take 200 minutes and 100 people just to decide what to wear that day and this process happens for at least 10 times in a day. Even if they have decided what to wear that day after going through the whole process, they will keep asking their males friends about the way they are looking that day.
The neural activity has been noted to be very highly focused on the thought of how they look rather than what they speak or volume of their speech which they lose control of on a very frequent basis. And according to another study conducted by the boys, a dress wore once cannot or will not be worn twice on any other occasion. If done, it can destroy the neural tissue as the amount of processing required to handle that thought is very high, which may lead to fainting of the subject in question.
So, this is the brief problem with the today’s gender. The point is, what to do about it? You don’t have enough money to buy her a good dress for every evening out. She won’t let you buy a cheaper one because it looks disgusting. Guess what, me being a very generous person and an extremely talented personality will help you out. Kindly google a few things before I say a single word extra, “cheap Dresswe evening dresses”, “plus size evening dresses from Dresswe” or “Dresswe maternity evening dresses”. Did you do that just now? Get what I am saying? If you still don’t any idea what I am talking about you shouldn’t be reading already.  Ok let me fill up your empty minds with a clever understanding of the things I am talking about.  This is simple best of both worlds- cheap, stylish. Moreover, it will keep your daughter happy throughout the evening. Now beat that!
Okay! I am no specialist. Don’t listen to me. But just do one thing, show these designs to you daughter or wife of girlfriend or any kind of female you are connected with in your own weird relation. If they don’t like it, no headache. But if they do, you might be in immediate trouble. But at the same time you can easily avoid way too much for way too small or less. Guess everyone’s happy after all!

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